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Friday, March 10, 2006

Young Israel of West Rogers Park Monthly Melave Malka 



Chicago's own Even Sh'Siyah performs this Saturday night to celebrate the release of thei third album, Wake Up/Hisoreri.

8:30 @ Young Israel of West Rogers Park, 2706 W. Touhy. $10.

Friday, May 06, 2005

JAP's and Yom HaShoah 

Like Most Jews, I lost family in the Shoah, mine at Babi Yar and in Pinsk.  I had the moving experience helping transcribe the Pinsk Ghetto Census taken by the German Ensatzgruppen before its 17,000 inhabitants, mostly women, children and elderly (the nearly 11,000 Jewish men 11-60 were taken and killed before the ghetto was established) were murdered in 1942.  I normally try to read the names of my relative at the annual Lakeview community commemoration but I couldn’t make it this year. 

 

I instead caught a PBS special on Chiune and Yukiko SugiharaSugihara was the Japanese Schindler, a Righteous Gentile who as “Japanese Consul to the Independent State of Lithuania” until 1940, issued thousands of transit visas to Polish and Lithuanian Jews in Kaunas, thus helping them to get to Japan and Shanghai, supposedly on their way to Curacao, which required no entry visa and was thus a logical “destination” for Jewish refugees. 

 

There’ve been a few books and movies made on this subject, including Shanghai Ghetto, and there’s a park in Israel named for Sugihara.  The entire Mir Yeshiva was by Sugihara and nearly 50,000 Jews living today owe their lives to him, yet he is relatively unknown.  The entire Mir Yeshiva was by Sugihara.  He attended a Hanukah celebration with 11 year old Solly Ganor in Kauna, where he heard about the atrocities in Poland from a refugee staying with the Ganor family.  Sugihara eventually defied his government and issued a few thousand transit visas.  He likely would have written more, but as the sole member of the consulate, he was the only person who could write the difficult Japanese characters.

 

It’s a story that tells an interesting and relatively unknown chapter in the Shoah, a story of hope for mankind, and one which also highlights the relatively unknown wartime Jewish communities of Harbin China, Kobe Japan and Shanghai.


Wednesday, April 20, 2005

pesach crumbs 

The last few weeks have been interesting to say the least.  My KFAR presentations, though well received, have been eclipsed financially by booking activities through j-arts.  I’m quickly seeing that presenting Jewish music in Chicago, while gratifying, is never going to by sole means of paransah without substantial sustained financial support for the established community or certain prominent members thereof.  Crumb found, paradigm shift.

 

The failure of my computer around Purim made a much needed clutter (crumb) removal of my hard drive, well, irrelevant.  It also forced me to rebuild a number of files and fined a better project tracking mechanism.  More crumbs removed.  I found two that seemed to work well.  Charlie Cheney’s Indie Band Manager and Act, though both work for different reasons.  I think I discarded a whole loaf of bread.  

 

I’ve gone through three boxes and four monstrous “stacks” of papers to file and somehow managed to put together a system that is sort of working to keep my halfway organized.  I’m shoveling flour out the window.  On another front, I’ve emptied five big storage boxes from my folks place and some old t-shirts from my closet.  Silos of wheat have disappeared.  Passover cleaning for me seems to be as much about mental clutter and “stuff” as it does literal chametz. 

 

Nothing could be more telling, however, than when I opened my desk drawer today to get a paper clip and came up with cookie crumbs.  I proceeded to empty the draw of its contents, wiped down the box, and replaced its contents sans chamtez.  There is something to this.

 

 


Saturday, March 19, 2005

Hit by a cab on Shabbes. 

It is a long story that I'll post in full once the swelling goes down, but I was hit by a moving cab while walking to an oneg Friday night.  I'd left services at Anshe Emet, my second set of services for the night.  It was a busy musical erev, what with Friday night live at AES and Oshy Tugentuchas and his choir at ASBI.  Suffice to say, both were enjoyable for different reasons and neither were completely fulfilling davening experiences.  Perhaps my resulting lack of focus during davening was the reason why, as I was heading south nearing my destination at the corner of Roscoe and Broadway, a cab veered round the corner, knocked me onto his hood and dumped me onto the pavement and into an adjacent car.  Or perhaps the fact that I'd davened twice, or at all, was what saved me.  Or perhaps it was blind luck and HaShem has other plans for me still.  Yes I'm in pain but I'm largely intact, baruch Hashem, thanks for asking.  Needless to say, I was a bit out of it last night and this morning I was very sore and couldn't make the walk to shul.  That sucked because I wanted to thank the officer who davens by AES sometimes for helping me make out the police report last night, and to hear the new rabbinical candidate interviewing there this weekend.  And I missed the tugendshaft choir at ASBI for Shabbes.  I guess that's a good thing, since it might have resulted in getting hit by a CTA bus...


Monday, January 17, 2005

Israeli National Bob Sled Team? 

This caught my eye...Israeli National Bob Sled Team :: BEACH HILLEL JEWNIVERSE :: Surphology Headquarters

Monday, November 08, 2004

Israeli Beauty: Israel Film Fest Review 

Saturday Night I joined Cara to see what I thought was going to be a fluffy coming of age film at the Israel Film Fest.  It turned out to be one of the better films I'd seen in the last couple years and a rival in its appeal and quality to a much-hailed 3 year old film that explored also life and change and coming of age in the suburbs.  "One Small Step"  (Tzad Kadima) is in a different language and about a different age group, but it is the Israeli coming of age answer to American Beauty.  
 
Aptly titled, it follows 14 year-old Sahar, whose life is begining to blossom into those days when best friends are always nearby, dreams of girls and sex are ever-present and you realize the girl next door who's always looks at you funny just might be the love of your life.  But that life begins to fall apart as Sahar uncovers a mother's infidelity as his beloved father's grip on reality (and ability to pay the bills) is slipping away along with his dream to build the IAF's joint NASA Rocket project, which he undertakes to complete in their backyard.  To make matters worse, his best friend is diagnosed with cancer, and each time the lovely girl next door gives him a chance to return her affections, his friends pull him off to try and get their friend laid before he dies.
 
Now, this could have all been very cheesy and the top or even quite maudlin, but with some excellent casting, a fine script by by Guy Meirson and beautifully understated direction by Shahar Segal, "One Small Step" wins you over.  There is divorce set against young love, the comical sexual escapdes set against cancer, and a life that seems all too real all to quickly contrasted with the fantasy of a father building a rocket ouside your living room.  The characters develop wonderfully, especially Barak Greenberg as the Wonder Years-esque Sahar coming to grips with the rapid changes in his life, and fine performances by the rest of the young actors in the cast, especially Adam Hirsch as the fast-talking, charming friend Duba, wonderful moments by Jonathan Gruber as cancer stricken Eyal and Yoav Koresh as the shy, simple Noam and a very natural, appealing delivery by the young woman potraying Michal whose name I sadly did not catch.  Good performances by child actors are rare, and here there are now fewer than five.
 
Yes, there is some pathos, but it is well done and touching and a surprise ending that isn't exactly happy, but provides plenty of hope. With its mature themes, this is no John Hughes flick, an the fact that its primary set of characters are 14 years old should not deter you from seeing "One Small Step." Merison and Segal have created something very special.  But don't take my world for it.  I know Cara agrees and so does Alan Waldman of Films 4 Two.  Enjoy.
 
There's one more screening in Chicago this week on Thursday at 5:15pm at Piper's Alley.  I wish it were shown once more- I might go see it again.  But if it comes to the Art Houses or you see it in rental, SEE IT.  It's a real Israeli Beauty.
 
 

Friday, October 22, 2004

Ari ben Moses band Sunday !!! 

presents... 

        

Jewish Reggae, World Music and Rock

8:30pm Sunday, Oct. 24 

@ Nevin's Live, 1450 Sherman, Evanston

Jewish Reggae, World Music & Rock

$12 door $10 in advance

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email tickets@kfarcenter.com or call 773.550.1543

 

The ARI BEN MOSES BAND has emerged as a new force in World Rock & Reggae, captivating audiences across the United States. Reggae bass lines, African and Latin beats; Middle Eastern and traditional Jewish scales, punctuated with gritty Funk Rock grooves are masterfully blended by this international ensemble.  The band  performs a show at Nevin’s Live on Sunday October 24, presented by KFAR Jewish Arts Center, one of the 3 year-old Evanston music venue’s last shows before it ceases to present music on October 28.

Ari’s music often compared to Carlos Santana and Peter Gabriel, Ari’s compelling lyrics, powerful voice and brilliant piano playing have captivated audiences across the United States. With the release of his CD, “Burning Bush”, his innovative sound has been featured on WLIB-AM, WBAI-FM and WSIA-FM Radio stations in New York City, WNUR-FM in Chicago, as well as on Radio Eshel 106-FM in Israel with fans as far away as Holland, Israel, Spain, Portugal, Germany, Italy, Japan and UK.

A native New Yorker, Ari grew up in Westport, Connecticut.  After a brief stint in acting (he was the first ‘Jason Voorhees’ in the horror classic “Friday the 13th”), he turned to his passion and trained in classical music and jazz. Recognized at an early age for his musical abilities by famed jazz musician and educator Dr. Billy Taylor, he won a scholarship to Berklee School of Music.  In the 1980s, after he returned to New York City, where he studied big band orchestration and jazz piano with Joanne Brackeen, Jim McNeely, Gay Mehegan and Vladimir Shafranov, and began to explore beyond Western tradition.  Finding inspiration in the West African and Reggae music scenes, Ari toured nationally and in Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire, as keyboardist and vocalist for many artists, including Ishmael Isaacs, Ijahman Levi, Sister Carol; and Majek Fashek, with whom he made two albums, “Spirit of Love” (Interscope) and “Rainmaker” (Tuff Gong). 

In the late-1990s, Ari re-discovered the music of his Jewish ancestors, infusing traditional melodies and rhythms into his eclectic compositions.  To reveal the direction of his music, Ari formed a group of the best local artists, the Ari Ben Moses Band.  Together, they approached Ari’s exotic musical expressions with a refreshing, vibrant energy and urbane confidence nourished by the multi-cultural setting of New York City.

HEAR THE MUSIC:           

On That Day                        

Tree of Life                          

Sacred Safety

Elijah

 

The Ari Ben Moses band will also perform 5:00 pm Sunday, Oct. 24, 2004 @ Spertus Institute of Jewish Studies, 618 S. Michigan Ave. as part of JCUA's NISHMA Day of Learning.  $12 - $15  Click here for info.

 

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Friday, September 24, 2004

Teshuvah for Two 

Carin Davis, Singles Columnist for the LA Jewish Journal on Yom Kippur:
 
"As for break fast, they should change the name of this happy meal to the flirt n’ fress. Forget beer goggles; it’s all about hunger goggles. Know how everything in the grocery looks good when you shop on an empty stomach? Well, women all look good when men flirt on an empty stomach. If you’re the one to hand a Jewish man his first plate of post-fast food, you could be his mate for life. My future with Austin may be sealed with some Tam Tams...... As a single Jew, I want to date guys who value Jewish holidays and traditions. I want Jewish life to be a part of our life. I want to check him out in a suit and tallis. I want to stand next to him in shul. So I’m going to ask Austin to escort me to the big Yom. That way, we can kick-start this year’s sinning with a little post-Kiddish kissing"
 
Click through for more of her High Holiday hilarity...
 
 

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

L'Shannah Tovah Tikateyvu 

A year of sweetness,
health, love and success,
Of art, plays and songs to sing
That only Jewish culture can bring,

Of peace for you and your family as well,
For all mankind and the people Israel.
 

 
L'Shannah Tovah Tikateyvu,
v'G'mar Chatimah Tovah B'Sefer Chayim!
 
From
 
 
 
Adam Davis
and your friends on the Jewish Fringe at
KFAR Jewish Arts Center
 
 
http://www.kfarcenter.com
3921 N. Janssen #2s
Chicago IL 60613
773.550.1543
773.477.9252




Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Eggs Cilantro. 

I normally don't blog my breakfast, but trying to get back onto a diet and get into shape, yesterday I whipped up two light and fluffy scrambled eggs (I used a little extra milk) and topped them with fresh broken-up cilantro.  I added some green salsa for palate contrast and the whole thing plated up so nicely.  It tasted even better.  MMMmmm.

Houston, we have pickles. 

I've made pickles.  Inspired by Keri, I went out, bought a dozen Ball jarrs and decided to experiment.   The first batch was light but fairly solid- about as good as you'd get from a Claussen's jar, maybe slightly less spicy cuz I didn't use peppercorn, but nicely garlicked and quite tasty.  Batch two I got a bit adventurous.  I sliced a jalepeno pepper into the jar and added a little ground dill.  I left one jar sans dill and used only a quarter jalepeno, substituting a homemade jalepeno paste I made the other day.  I will update on this, and be prepared for periodic pickle posts.

Sorry that I haven't been blogging. 

I've been moving, its been tumultuous and annoying and my dsl took a few days to get up and running (to say nothing of gettng unpacked).  It, and my missing dsl modem power cable, prevented me from blogging,  but it will no longer prevent me from doing so.  That is all.

I am officialy moved. 

Not emotionally, but physically.  I now reside in proximity to the Music Box, the Mercury, Avanti Coffeehouse, Metro, and Uncommon Ground.  Oh, and Wrigely Field.  If you want to send me anything, send me an email and I'll give you my address.  There's a new home phone number too, so if you want to call, send me an email.

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Pickles 

Who doesn't like pickles?  I mean seriously, dill or new, everyone loves pickes.  I love them more than kugel to be sure.  I can remember eating pickles from a very early age, and as a child (and even now) I look forward to dining at establishments where some brine soaked vegetable awaits me at a table (there's a reason its called RELISH).  Stu Schwartz, former pickle king of Chicago, was a client of my father and reportedly gave me a big red Tonka fire truck when I was 2 years old.  I still have it.  Pickles have been omnipresent in my life.
 
My soon to be former roomate makes her own jams, which are quite good, and also her own pickles.  Its remarkably easy and the results are great.  All you need are Ball jars, Garlic, Vinegar and water and the appropriate cuc's for the job and you're on your way.  Keri's were only put up for 2 days and were great.  I'm going to start trying this on my own, but I'll need 2 jars because one will always be in the process of being emptied.  Will it be cheaper than just buying pickles?  Probably not, but the satisfaction of knowing I can make them myself, adjust the recipe to taste and bring my own superior pickles to the homes of my friends is a thought I... relish.
 
 

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

White men trapped in black men's bodies. 

Everyone is up in arms cuz Alan Keyes officially entered the race for the Senate in Illinois.  Hmmm.  When I close my eyes and listen to either Keyes or Obama, I picture a white guy and that troubles me, but I"m not sure why.  Is it reverse racism, or is calling their eloquence "honkyism" something different?

Well, if you needed evidence, check out THIS exchange, which took place this weekend at the Lil' Bombay Independence Parade (?!).  Until the mob gets into the act, you'd need a translator to let the rest of the crowd know that, to quote Cartman on South Park, "It's on!" 

A lot of my friends like Keyes for his stances on Israel.  He's articulated some strong ideas there and for that he's to be applauded.  Some of his other stances are pretty frightening, and in the end he comes off like a bit of a quack.  At least he's keeping he race interesting (or making it a race after all).  The Chicago Tribune published a very critical editorial last Friday, welcoming Keyes to Illinois saying, "He will run and will lose. And then he will hop on the next flight back to Maryland, and the state's GOP will be left with nothing but the smell of jet fumes."   I love the smell jet fuel in the morning....

 


French Chef, deceased, formerly a spook. 

Who knew? This tickled me, as I grew up wathing Julia in her kitchen making pot roast...  The Chicago Report uncovers that Julia Child served in the OSS, along with actress Marlene Dietrich, Supreme Court Justice Arthur Goldberg and a handful of other fuure celebs.  Wow.  No wonder she was so handy with those kitchen knives...   RIP Julia. 
 
 

White men trapped in black men's bodies. 

Everyone is up in arms cuz Alan Keyes officially entered the race for the Senate in Illinois.  Hmmm.  When I close my eyes and listen to either Keyes or Obama, I picture a white guy and that troubles me, but I"m not sure why.  Is it reverse racism, or is calling their eloquence "honkyism" something different?

Well, if you needed evidence, check out THIS exchange, which took place this weekend at the Lil' Bombay Independence Parade (?!).  Until the mob gets into the act, you'd need a translator to let the rest of the crowd know that, to quote Cartman on South Park, "It's on!" 

A lot of my friends like Keyes for his stances on Israel.  He's articulated some strong ideas there and for that he's to be applauded.  Some of his other stances are pretty frightening, and in the end he comes off like a bit of a quack.  At least he's keeping he race interesting (or making it a race after all).  The Chicago Tribune published a very critical editorial last Friday, welcoming Keyes to Illinois saying, "He will run and will lose. And then he will hop on the next flight back to Maryland, and the state's GOP will be left with nothing but the smell of jet fumes."   I love the smell jet fuel in the morning....

 


Sephardic blood 

My grandfather, who turns 90 next week, announced to me recently that I have Sephardic blood.  I find this hard to swallow, as both he and my grandmother z'l came from Kiever families.  My father's family were Pinskers, which means they were Litvish.  So Grandpa Joe says his father's mother's family had a cousin named Pessie (Pesah) Mizrahi who claimed to be a Spanish Jew.  I've never heard of Mizrahi's that came from Ukraine let alone of any in my family.  But being a bit of a genealogy geek, my interst is piqued. 
 
Nothing turns up on the Social Secuirty Death Index, so I check the Ellis Island Records using Michael Tobias' awesome Jewish immigrants tool via Jewish Gen on a whim.  Sho' nuff.  On April 13, 1913, Pejse and Pessie Misruch of Silecz Russia, both 23, arrived at Ellis Island aboard the President Grant.  My grandfather said this cousin was a peer to his father, and the date and age support this.  What's strange is that GJ said he was the only Mizrahi cousin who came over.  This leaves a 50 year old Peissic Misrich who arrived in 1906 from Iman.  Other than that, the path is cold.  I check with the Sephardic shul in town but he's not listed among their members.   If you've never played around looking for ancestors, give it a shot and start poking around www.JewishGen.org.
 
Maybe it wasn't my great grandmother, but her husband's sister or even her sister's husband of even their mother...  Dunno.  I've heard of some Sephardim hailing from the FSU and even Ukraine, so I suppose its not impossible.  I just can't imagine a Kiever marrying a Sfard in the 1880's.  Now THAT was intermarriage.  Anyways, if its true, I'm maybe 1/8 Sfard, which is kinda cool. 

Friday, August 13, 2004

Brew-ha-hamsa 

 
Anyone watching TNT's mini-series "The Grid" may have noticed something amiss if they were watching closely.  At the end of the episode, moderate Muslim Dr. Raghib Mutar, who turned his ner-do-well brother in to British Secret Service hands his MI5 contact, Derek Jennings, a token of his appreciation: a Hamsa. 
 
"To insure accuracy and avoid negative stereotypes, the producers also consulted with academic and think-tank experts to verify their portrait of the evolving Arab media and the Arab response to terrorism. In addition, the BBC contributed its vast experience of producing material for and about the Arab and Muslim worlds."
 
The series, featuring Jewish Juliana Margulies (oh, nurse hathaway!), aims to accurately portray the Arab world.  Okay, so what's the stink?  The hand-shaped good luck charm is a common symbol among Arabs, not just Jews.  Well, the particular model handed to Jennings, which got just a split second shot, was the popular Sephardi pewter type with blue tinted stone that's common at Jewish bookstores. 
 
It was a Jewish Hamsa, not an Arab one.  What's the diff?  This one had the Hebrew word MAZEL written on it...  

Do you fetishize kugel? I does. 

Uh, yeah, I do.  'Cuz its gooood.  Sweet, savory, lukshon, matzo, potato, squash- don't matter to me.  I luuuuvs the stuff.  Because unlike Baynonim, I understand the Kugel is a personal thing.  Everyone's mother or grandmother made it slightly differently, which is why it is emblematic of Jewish diversity (or regionality) and familialism, not romantic collective memories of a singular culture.  Did all Jews have Kugel?  No, but I know a lot of Sephardim who love it (and Ashkenazim who love Bourekas).
 
All I know about kugel is this:
  • I love it.
  • People I love love feeding it to me.
  • People around me loving eating it.
  • People love the kugel makers.
  • Kugel Maker m'rimsa?...
Bayonim doesn't get why-people-fetishize kugel.  His wife's family has a tradition of no kugel.  Could he be secretly crying out because his Ayshes Chayil can't make a good kugel?   Yo Yeckie, your family history would excuse her from that task.  Did I mention Tamar's outstanding Yerushalmi kugel?  BTW, If anyone out there wants to send me kugel, I will eat it and love you for it.  I will blog your kugel and other kosher edibles.

There is NO rise in Global Anti-Semitism. 

In keeping with the non-rise is global anti-Semitism, sources close to France declared that the following events did not occur this week:
 
Jewish graves desecrated in Lyon, France    
 
Egypt newspaper:   Holocaust a lie  
 
Jewish students attacked at Auschwitz  
 
Burglars break into Jewish newspaper office in Moscow    
 
New Zealand anti-Semitic cemetery attacks
 
Yeah right.  There's no rise in Anti-Semitism, just a rise in Anti-Semites.
 

klezmer shidduch 

I love it.  Now if we can get a j-blogosphere shidduch, we can hail the coming of moshiach...
 
 If music is the food of love, then klezmer must be the schmaltz on the herring.  At least trombonist Rachel Lemisch and pianist/harmonica player Jason Rosenblatt think so. Their love was kindled at KlezKanada, the annual festival of Jewish music and Yiddish culture in the Laurentians. On the evening of Aug. 22, they will get married. The following day, they head to this year’s KlezKanada festival for a working honeymoon. (c/o cjnews.com)

The two are part of the wonderfully inventive klezmer band Streiml(hat tip: blog in dm)


FW: Entourage 

If you ever catch entourage, its a pretty entertaining show about a star on the rise with his fellas in tow.  When the four go bowling one night with dates, the star brings a starlette (sp).  The brother brings a female body builder.  The best friend brings the assistant of the star's agent (played brilliantly slimely by Chicago Yid Jeremy Piven).  The fourth, Turtle,  brings a psycho-fan he met somewhere online.  "Where'd you guys meet?" he's asked.  His response? 
 
Hilarious.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Sweet and Spicy Kugel and Baklava 

Tamar Livingstone makes a kickass Yerushalmi Kugel. It's pefectly sweet, but she dumps a load of black pepper in it for a sweet and spicy kick that's an awesome 1-2 punch. Beth Ann Varon and Gina Kopeliovich make great Baklava. Yuuuuuuummmy. That is all.

Urgent Cholent Alert! 


via kosherblog:

Urgent Cholent Alert!
Unsafe at any speed.
Rival of Milford, MA is recalling five of its Crock Pot models manufactured between January 1999 and May 2002. If you have a model 3040, 3735, 5025, 5070, or 5445, they'll replace the slow cooker's base (not the ceramic insert).

See
http://www.rivalrecall.com/ to register for the recall, and see this page for details on the problem.
Thanks kosherblog.


Departures 

There are some folks leaving the wider circle of my community in the coming weeks. Among them are two of my dearest friends, who've encouraged and supported me in many regards, hosted me for shabbat and events countless times and made me really feel at home, haven't judged and are just super people. I'm gonna miss them being around. Another couple has done a great deal of hachnaset orchim, hospitality, at one fo the shuls I attend. They ALWAYS host people for shabbes and take nice walks. Both of there couples are moving to W. Rogers Park, so regular visits will be possible. Another couple, whose aforementioned kugel I love, I've only just begun to know (the couple, not the kugel) and they're moving to Jerusalem in the coming months. I will miss their kug- er, company.
Then there are others, couples and singles, who are moving on, some of whom have already left, whose departure I welcome. I won't say anything more than I'm glad.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Barack and Roll 

In case you didn't know, rising political star Barack Obama (this year's Rahm Emanual), the uncontested candidate for the US Senate in Illinois, has been getting tons of press coverage due to his headlining speach at the DNC tonight. NPR has been all over it, and the NY times was too. Thanks to Gapers Block for the overview:

Barack Obama gets another glowing profile, this one in the New York Times, on the eve of his keynote address to the Democratic National Convention. Sadly, the keynote speech is one of many convention highlights the networks have elected not to cover, so you'll have to turn to PBS, NPR or cable to see how Obama fares on the national stage.

Yeah, sure, he hasn't even won his senatorial seat yet... This "rising star's" clear speaking style, ability to communite the benefits of liberal/universalist politicy to the moderate masses and of course his muilt-racial profile (his father was Kenyan) makes him a winning bet.  He's a shoe in in for the senate because the GOP can't find a candidate to face him after Ryan pulled out.  People are already saying he's a future presidential candidate. What? President? Let the dude deliver his speach and win his election first, and cut the hyperbole. No doubt, though, his star is on the rise.   Interesting note: Barack is a semitic name meaning, you guessed it, blessing.  Barack, Baruch, eeether, eyether...

Nothing good will come of this post. 

Today is Tisha B'Av, a day of mourning for Jews. On this ninth day of the Month of Av, terrible things have befallen us throughout history. Both Temples on Har HaBayit were destroyed. We were expelled from Spain. World War One started. The Klehmnitsky massacres. rumor has it that the great pickle shortage of 1902 also occured on this date. So we obstain from food, wearing leather, bathing, music, sex and other luxuries to mourn on this day. The study of Torah is assur and many people don't work, because what good would come of it? So pay not attention to this Tisha B'Av post, niothing good would come of it anyways.

Monday, July 26, 2004

Burphday 

So this is what its like to have your birthday fall during the Nine Days...  I'm all for lessening our joy in Av, but come on people, a little rachmones...  I got calls from just 3 friends and greetings at shul from a couple people, so the rest of you had better be waiting for my big Hebrew Birthday celebration one week from today, to which everyone and their sister are invited, or else I'll kick your butt, and you know who you are... 

Okay, have an easy fast tomorrow night.  That is all.

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